April 27, 2005

Alien Bug Magma Terror Squid

Whoever is in charge of titles at the Sci Fi Channel should either a) drink more..or b) drink less. One of the gems:

    Black Hole Terror (working title), a thriller from director Tibor Takacs (Mansquito) about a failed experiment which threatens to swallow the entire Midwest. Kristy Swanson and Judd Nelson star.

Mansquito? Was I supposed to say "Man! That movie rocked! Mansquito was the best movie since....uh...Squid/Tentacles (working title)!"

Please don't cancel Battlestar Galactica, Sci-Fi, or you won't be able to afford more glamour projects from Mansquito director Tibor Takacs.


VesperDEM said...

What's really sad, is they turned down the new Doctor Who series for things like that. :shiver:

Mind you, Doctor Who isn't Battlestar, but it sure beats those sad movies they have been putting out.

Stewart Annis said...

Everything seems to be in a downward spiral lately.

Enterprise has gone way down the slope towards barley passable. So I have to have Battlestar for my Sci-Fi Fix .. pleaseee.. .

JamisonDCush said...

Dude, stop dissing Squid/Tentacles (working title). I have seen the writer's previous work on display at various short film festivals across the country and it is nothing short of breathtaking. I have also had the pleasure to meet him personally and he has more charisma than any one man should be allowed. He is truly a rock star and will one day be known as the "bad boy for scifi screenwriting." He gets all the hot chicks too.

Conclusion: if this movie sucks, it will be a stark departure from the writer's previous works.

"Drama is life with the boring parts cut out." -Hitchcock